It would be so easy to just say I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. But no! I shall write something longer and much more verbose and filling. I am the Buddha without the adorable, hairless belly. I am Charles Bron but alive. I am Charlie Brown without the annoying friends because I put them all in the trash compactor after Linus started quoting scripture. I am Sidney Crosby without the puck. I am a penguin without the swell tux. I am just looking to get my wee wittle weenie pwayed with. Better? (Also please read my entire profile including the Questions and Answers.)[COLOR green][/COLOR]

Minha Pessoa Ideal You? <---terribly corny answer

Me? <--- very conceited answer

Something with a pulse? <--- probably true depending on how many martinis I have had

Fale sobre uma de suas fantasias sexuais. Não esconda nada!:
Barbie Benton's breasts.... that's it... I would
just like to own them. I have since "Cannonball Run"
came out.

Que tipos de atividades te deixam com tesão?:
Dar Sexo Oral, Receber Sexo Oral, Sexo Anal, Brinquedos (Vibradores/Dildos/etc.), Rimming (Sexo oral no ânus), Ménage à Trois, Cross Dressing (vestir-se como o sexo oposto), Masturbação Mútua, Fazer Filmes "Caseiros", Participar em Fotografia Erótica, Dressing up as the back half of a circus horse costume.

Que fatores são mais importantes para você, quando poprcurando por seu par sexual?:
Um pouco de cada, Breathing

Você já fantasiou em transar com uma celebridade? Quem? O que ele(ela) tem que te dá tesão?:
The dude who played Webster. He was cute. I could dress him
up. I could rest my balls on his head.

Alguma vez já fez sexo virtual?:
Faço sexo ciberbético frequentemente.

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