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Andbowskie 39 H
2  Artigos
text me 502-389-1837   17/8/2019

what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> boobies


0 Comentários, 13 Visualizações, 12 Votos ,1.92 Pontuação
What   17/8/2019

Is the difference between a ...


0 Comentários, 20 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,1.51 Pontuação
More Humour   17/8/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


1 Comentários, 39 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,2.61 Pontuação
More Humour   17/8/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


0 Comentários, 45 Visualizações, 13 Votos ,2.64 Pontuação
rich137 49 H
8  Artigos
mmm   15/8/2019

iopp


0 Comentários, 10 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,1.09 Pontuação
Humour   15/8/2019

“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up, ...


0 Comentários, 41 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,1.72 Pontuação
shootitome2 73 H
20  Artigos
joke #1   14/8/2019

<br><br> ?


2 Comentários, 14 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,4.22 Pontuação
letsgetnaked614 49 H
2  Artigos
Tuesday fun   13/8/2019

I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your life!!!! ha!


1 Comentários, 17 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,2.23 Pontuação
shootitome2 73 H
20  Artigos
JOKE   12/8/2019

shootit2me2...


0 Comentários, 15 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,1.77 Pontuação
shootitome2 73 H
20  Artigos
just another joke   11/8/2019

ere ya go


0 Comentários, 15 Visualizações, 10 Votos ,1.59 Pontuação
More Humour   10/8/2019

HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...


0 Comentários, 42 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,4.64 Pontuação
Humour   10/8/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


2 Comentários, 24 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,4.45 Pontuação
Police   10/8/2019

Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing machines for use crime scenes. <br><br> A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit, we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."


0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,2.94 Pontuação
Humour   10/8/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


3 Comentários, 50 Visualizações, 12 Votos ,4.57 Pontuação
Chicken Licken   9/8/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comentários, 10 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,3.47 Pontuação
Cheesy joke too   9/8/2019

Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?..... ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br> Camembert.


0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,3.25 Pontuação
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


1 Comentários, 50 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,1.50 Pontuação
Why did the chicken cross the road..   8/8/2019

Im sure he needed points!


2 Comentários, 9 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,3.65 Pontuação
Secretbff2018 51 H
5  Artigos
What's the difference between hungry and horny?   8/8/2019

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.


0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,3.21 Pontuação
Trapper69 67 G
28  Artigos
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comentários, 10 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.02 Pontuação
ChrisMcd1993 31 H
2  Artigos
What black women like?   7/8/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comentários, 12 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,1.69 Pontuação
Cheesy joke   7/8/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


1 Comentários, 5 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,2.94 Pontuação
Magical dog   7/8/2019

What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br> A Labra-cadabra-dor!


0 Comentários, 10 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,2.51 Pontuação
jrusso5 56 H
6  Artigos
Water Zoo   6/8/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.02 Pontuação
jrusso5 56 H
6  Artigos
Safe Sex   6/8/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comentários, 8 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,3.48 Pontuação
JackMcGak 41 H
2  Artigos
Classic mistake   5/8/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


4 Comentários, 22 Visualizações, 12 Votos ,3.51 Pontuação
Secretbff2018 51 H
5  Artigos
Dentist issues   5/8/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


4 Comentários, 27 Visualizações, 11 Votos ,3.54 Pontuação
IM   5/8/2019

Trair.Net IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comentários, 10 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,3.65 Pontuação
Fukaboutit70 53 C
2  Artigos
What do you call a gay drive by?   5/8/2019

A fruit roll up...


0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,1.84 Pontuação
jrusso5 56 H
6  Artigos
Dick Picks   5/8/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comentários, 6 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,2.94 Pontuação